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Rock-B-Gone©
FAQ
Frequently Asked Questions

Q.
I have a big rock, how much Rock-B-Gone© do I need?
A.
Required quantities of Rock-b-Gone© will vary depending on the size and composition of the offending rock. Here is a good rule of thumb; if the surface of the rock is rough and gritty to the touch it will take about half the time that a smooth shiny surfaced rock will take. As an example a sedimentery rock (rough gritty surface) will take a lot less time than a diamond (smooth shiny surface) . Please refer to our handy rock guide for further assistance.

Q.

How easy is Rock-B-Gone© to use?
A.
Rock-B-Gone© can be simple or difficult to use depending on your requirements. If you want Rock-B-Gone© to be difficult to use just add some extra steps to the already simple process. As an example you could freeze your rock before applying Rock-B-Gone© or you could have holes drilled into the rock to allow deep down penetration.
Q.
Is Rock-B-Gone© safe?
A.
Rock-B-Gone© is completely safe you can even drink it.

 

Q.
It says on the Rock-B-Gone© package that “all times are expressed in geological terms”, what exactly does that mean?
A.
That’s fancy talk for a long time. All Rock-B-Gone© times are expressed in millions of years. *

Q.

I can’t find Rock-B-Gone© in any store, why is that and where can I get it?
A.
Rock-B-Gone© is not available in any store, the manufacturers of Rock-B- Gone© decided that in order to get the product to you quickly and inexpensively the best method was direct sales over the internet. We would certainly consider selling Rock-B-Gone© through traditional retail channels, so if you have a store or know of one that would like to carry the product please contact us.
 
Q.
I can’t wait millions of years, is there a way to speed up the process?
A.
Yes. In order to accelerate the process simply add more Rock-B-Gone© in more frequency. You also can apply friction to the rock with a scrubbing motion or break the rock into smaller pieces, the more friction you add and the smaller the pieces you break it into the faster the rock will be gone.
Q.
Is Rock-B-Gone© safe for the environment?
A.
Yes Rock-B-Gone© is made up of ingredients that naturally occur in the environment and is completely safe and 100% biodegradable.
Q.
It says on the instructions that Rock-B-Gone© works best when used with De-Hydrated Water©, can I use regular water instead?
A.
Yes, you can use any kind of liquid you like but for best results use only the approved De-Hydrated Water© to refill your Rock-B-Gone© applicator.
 
Q.

Will Rock-B-Gone© work on concrete?

A.
Yes Rock-B-Gone© will work on any surface … eventualy. Concrete, being porous but loose and gritty in texture will break down very quickly*. Also Rock-B-Gone© is completely safe and 100% biodegradable.
Q.
You say Rock-B-Gone© will work on a diamond, why would anyone in their right mind want to use Rock-B-Gone© on a diamond?

A.

Of course your right! It is silly but it helps to illustrate the awesome power of Rock-B-Gone©.
*All times given in reference to Rock-B-Gone© are expressed in geological terms, in millions of years, all times and references to the passage of time and rate of time passage refer to geological time frames and are measured in millions of years. When time is expressed within these geological terms with continued use of Rock-B-Gone© you will see results almost instantly. Individual experience may vary. Contents of package may vary from that ilustrated on the box. The manufacturers and distributors of Rock-B-Gone© cannot be held responsible for your results. We make no claim as to the effectiveness of our product, if used according to instructions you should start to see results within ten thousand years. Several factors beyond our control can adversely affect the results of Rock-B-Gone©. These include but are not limited to: global warming, pollution, heavy rainfall, freezing temperatures, UV rays, wildlife migration, heavy insect activity, continental drift, volcanic activities, forest fires, alien invasion, planetary collisions, floods of epic proportions, man made and natural explosions, drought, earthquakes, tornadoes, hurricanes, and deforestation.** Geologic time is often discussed in two forms:

Relative time (“chronostratic”) — subdivisions of the Earth’s geology in a specific order based upon relative age relationships (most commonly, vertical/stratigraphic position). These subdivisions are given names, most of which can be recognized globally, usually on the basis of fossils.

Absolute time (“chronometric”) — numerical ages in “millions of years” or some other measurement. These are most commonly obtained via radiometric dating methods performed on appropriate rock types.

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